Category: Culture

Liberals Aren’t Funny

I have never heard a liberal tell an original joke. I don’t mean that as hyperbole; I mean it literally, in the most literal sense of the word “literally.” Every joke a left-winger has ever told me I have already heard…

2 Parties is 2 Much

This shit doesn't make any sense.

This is America. A country built on success, and a lot of it. The American Dream is that of glorious victory. The Revolutionary War was us against the British. The war of 2016 is Donald Trump against cucks. What they…

Fat People Are Racist

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We’ve got a problem with fat people in America. Specifically, the fact that fat people are the most racist group in the country. Now, there’s nothing inherently wrong with fatness. I know plenty of healthy, well-adjusted fat people. So for the…

Planned Parenthood is Sexist

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Liberals seem to hold the belief that conservatives simply hate women. While this might be true, their evidence is always shoddy at best. Usually they cite Republicans’ attempts to defund Planned Parenthood as proof, but that’s not really a great example.…

Save the American Penny

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When George Washington descended Mt. Vernon with the Ten Amendments chiseled into his wooden teeth, he had one thing in mind: the penny. It’s the least valuable currency piece that’s single-handedly responsible for bringing the most good luck all day.…

New Sprint Guy is a Sellout Cuck

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Look at that smug motherfucker. He has no shame. But that’s okay, because he clearly doesn’t have any pride or integrity either. His career, his entire livelihood, and the only reason anyone even knows who this hipster-frame fauxhawk leather jacket…